Born in the Accursed Mountains of modern-day "Montenegro”, the sovereignty of which he does not recognize, Stanislav has been accumulating grudges, resentments and prejudices for over 500 years. Over this time, he has developed many skills and interests, including invisibility, life coaching, flying (usually but not necessarily on a broomstick), jewelry making, various spells and hexes, music criticism and the manufacturing of distilled alcohol. He also graduated with a Master’s in Divinity from DeVry University in 2013.

An avowed Serbian nationalist, Stanislav has strong opinions about Serbia’s central role in the world and the shortcomings of people from neighboring countries. Stanislav generally takes a dim view of humanity. His default attitude towards any given person he meets is irritable at best, and at worst deeply hateful. However, he is usually willing to compromise his principles in exchange for a sufficient amount of fish.